naojason's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bad Things Happen]

Oh Willy...

Yeah, seduce that knob good... slob on it n***a.

LeatherFatty7 responds:

o_o

[Fight Me!]

Not even that fun

I actually closed this after a while.

Graphics: 0 since there wasn't much of anything drawn really - Just a webcam of yourself.
Style: This wasn't very satisfying. It was boring, maybe because it goes too slowly.
Sound: There was music.
Violence: This lacked some realism. There was no blood, and I couldn't hit you in the balls. I'd want a simulation of kicking your ass to be more satisfying.
Interactivity: The controls were there, but this was extremely slow.
Humor: I didn't laugh at this, in fact, I was falling asleep playing this.

Wonchop responds:

Contrary to japanese belief, we can't instantly bleed from our noses at the site of porn.
And about your balls comment, you obviously haven't cleared Hard mode.