naojason's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Web Cam Dance Club]

Figures...

That the starting song for EBM would be fucking Headhunter. :P

[Bad Things Happen]

Oh Willy...

Yeah, seduce that knob good... slob on it n***a.

LeatherFatty7 responds:

o_o

[Defend your Bin Laden!]

THE BEST OF THE BEST

221170 was my score.

Assault Rifles are your best friend in this game.

[Douchemonkey Astronaut]

lmfao

I thought this game would be gay, until I thought of Wonchop, and I was like "yeah, he'd love all that pumped into his ass!"

[Fight Me!]

Not even that fun

I actually closed this after a while.

Graphics: 0 since there wasn't much of anything drawn really - Just a webcam of yourself.
Style: This wasn't very satisfying. It was boring, maybe because it goes too slowly.
Sound: There was music.
Violence: This lacked some realism. There was no blood, and I couldn't hit you in the balls. I'd want a simulation of kicking your ass to be more satisfying.
Interactivity: The controls were there, but this was extremely slow.
Humor: I didn't laugh at this, in fact, I was falling asleep playing this.

Wonchop responds:

Contrary to japanese belief, we can't instantly bleed from our noses at the site of porn.
And about your balls comment, you obviously haven't cleared Hard mode.

[Orc Siege]

Nice game

For those of you that can beat it on hard, there's a treat for you perverts. ;)

I actually beat this game on hard, woot woot, and I'm so happy. ^^

[Uss Enterprise: A Cadet's]

I like the alien babies.

You can keep them all! LOL! This game was funny as hell. I played quite a few times looking for something new.

[Defend Your Castle (Full)]

I'm self-sufficient, w00t

Hehe, didn't have to lift or convert a single person at Level 25, and no damage to my castle! :p You people should wait until the enemy brings out their own suicide bombers. xD

[Suicide Bunny 1 . 2]

This was easy... :P

But it was fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun. ;p

[Sack Smash 2001]

Man... hehe

I don't know how anybody got 7,000 plus. It'd take straight days to get a score that high, and it's hard as hell not to hit the good gnomes.. you have to nearly hit them before you can go around them (lol, they get a taste of your sack first... seriously.. part of your sack touches them.. that's how close you have to be to killing them before you can go around them). Funny as hell though.. I wish my sack was THAT big. :P