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[PICONJO: Berserk]

Wow

If I had a pen0r like that, I could impress all the ladies! Can you imagine a pen0r with a tongue that can eat out a girl AND go deep! Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

[Poopie come home]

Most profound movie ever!

There once was a guy from Nantucket,
Who's turd was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If I only had a porcelain bucket.

[TTA Episode 019]

Wow...

You mean, Alpha is beatable in his possessed state? Holy crap... O_o

[How your garden grows]

Hmmm...

This somehow reminds me of Pokemon, yanno where Pikachu talks like "Pika Pi! Pi-ka-chuuuuuuuuuu!" and Bulbasaur talks like "BULBA! BULBASAUR!" Don't ask me why. :S

[The Jiggly Butt : Foamy The Squirrel]

It's about time! :p

Wow, this is the first time Neurotically Yours has made me laugh in a long time. xD I was rolling! For a while, I was sick of Foamy's rants. >.< JIGGLY BUTT! LOOK AT MY JIGGLY BUTT! LOL!

[Gunbound "Noob"]

Haha, gotta love GB

Haha, dunno why the weakling without any defense was playing a guy with a kendo and silver hawk thingy anyways. xD That's like noob attack suit. :p He was just asking for it for being a dumbass. ;p

This is coming from a wand of course. :3 I've seen the idiots that call you an eBay wand if you miss one shot, no matter how far away the shot is. :S

[Potters]

Hrm...

Well, this is sadly better than Badgerbadgerbadger >.< Despite that this is so farkin dull. :p

[Where's the Cream Filling]

What a masterpiece.

You have truly captured the soul of the Twinkie: A phallac dessert with cream filling ready to shoot off in your face.

Of course, I should be glad no Twinkie I've ate ever did that. That would kind of suck if I got sticky white stuff all over my face and then had to wipe it off. Would be embarrassing, especially if that happened in public while I savored a big, sweet tasting Twinkie. The last thing I want to imagine is a Hostess Twinkie shooting off in my face all of a sudden. If a Hostess Twinkie shot in my face, why, I'd smack myself and consider just eating two Twinkies at once just to punish myself for making such a mess.

Anyways, nice movie. xD

[Zeebl and Rob]

Well...

Well... This is almost exactly like Weebl and Bob... except different colors, different names, and they like Rye instead of Pie. The shortcomings The_Jap_Brat mentioned are the same shortcomings most Weebl and Bob episodes have (Although Hentai was good for one, haha). :/

Yet this has a much lower score (You'd never see Weebl and Bob get away with less than a 3.00)... Kind of strange if you ask me.

gank responds:

finally, someone with a goddamn brain.

[Inflatable Jesus]

OMGOMGOMG

Poor Timmeh! Jesus, you done it again, you assmunch! >.<

Just for that, I will pain you by having sex with 1000 women... you better send me to hell fast! Imma "blaspheme" in some ass if yanno what I mean... ahahaha