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[Legend of Zeldass]

anal

[Meet'N'Fuck: My ass]

I do quite enjoy this!

Why was I never aware of this? I think this movie represents me quite well. I do rather like KFC. <3

kanamomashouse responds:

Aaah, so I see!

[[Mexican Nyan Cat]]

Mexican Nyancat...

Mexican Nyancat is an illegal. He's stealing our jobs and mowing our lawns!

[When You Wish Upon A Star]

This is a good documentary of the Star Syndickate

Here is how I understood this movie..

Sevenstar (and Sevenstar Jr. who is his pedo bait) and Threestar and Fourstar and Onestar and Sixstar are chillin, and then Sixstar are all hangin out. You know Threestar wanna get it on with Onestar too.

Suddenly, Sixstar says "fuck the star syndicate" and all the other stars go "fuck you too" and Sixstar dies because he's a motherfucker. you'll nut for him.

[UU - PineyU's Confession]

This confession...

This confession does not shock me much. I voted 5 for the truth it contains.

[Team Rocket Christmas]

Double Dicks

Double dicks.. I mean Team Rocket Pocket.

I laughed, fair enough.

[The Death of Tom A. Green]

rexCo is Gay

I luv u buddy!

f0d responds:

vtech massacre part 2 : penisstar edition

[The Ultimate Battle]

For some reason, I shit myself laughing

Graphics, Style: Drawn decently well, they both sort of go together here.

Sound: Not the best voices in the world, but they were still pretty good.

Violence: The lack of violence is what cracked me up here.

Interactivity: Play button

Humor: B3! AHAHAHAHA! Owned!

Renegade-Hamster responds:

Great!

Now go wash your pants.

[PHOANIX]

Reposting my non-abusive honest review

Graphics: Sprites basically, and the same ones that have been used in many other movies.
Style: This isn't my cup of tea. This is random soundclips just like any other Phoenix Wrong.
Sound: Goes with the style, but extra points for a heavy meatspin theme!
Violence: None really in this movie.
Interactivity: A preloader and play button is the only user interactivity here.
Humor: It didn't make me laugh.

[The Ape Collab 4]

The best Ape Collab yet!

Graphics: Everything is well drawn. I especially loled at Fivestar's dick lighters.
Style: There was a lot of individual style here, especially with Aerdail's movie.
Sound: The rap fits perfectly with the theme of thos collab.
Violence: A 4 for the ape slapping that hoe up!
Interactivity: 2 for a menu and preloader.
Humor: I noticed that in this collab, that the apes showed a closer resemblance to black people than in the past ones. This especially cracked me up. It looks like the apes have evolved between submissions.